We can give you what you want: bigger cock. Thanks, but the one I get to use is plenty.
No doubt! Your bigger cock will make them Jealous! Like I said don't need bigger! And there are other reasons also to be jealous but we won't go into that here.
Become our happy customer. Sorry, already happy!
Enjoy your life with the patch. What am I a pirate? ARRR
You'll be surprised with your bigger dick. Not as surprised as my husband would be!
No medicine can satisfy your dick needs as ours. Again sorry I got the medicine HIS dick needs!
Your new cock is waiting for you. That better be a rooster!
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You are high-larious! And thanks for the positive feedback. The Hubby.
Hey, don't you want a big 10-incher of your very own?? Or how about a loan? Or maybe you'd be interested to know that your pharmacy order is ready?
Hey, stay away from that delete key! No, don't do it! You'll be sorrrry....
Why don't I get entertaining spam like this, huh? No one thinks my cock needs any help? Sheesh...
If only they could find a way to provide these services without uncomfortable weights or embarrassing creams...
Frankly I find it soothing to know that I live in a place and time where total strangers take such a worrisome stake in my pecker health. There's hope for the world. We can save this rock, one wiener at a time. Preferably we'll start with someone else's though...
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