Thursday, November 29, 2007

While the hubby was away....Weekend review

While hubby Kanga was in Florida, visiting his mom, I stayed home to guard the fort, and care for the livestock. He had left on Friday afternoon and returned Tuesday night at 11PM (UGH!). Needless to say now that he's back I can post about him being gone.

I was off Friday so I just had to contribute to Black Friday. After dropping Kanga off at the airport. I hit Planters Seed and Spice by the downtown City market. Then I walked over to Cascone's Grill for some lunch. I had spaghetti. I was very disappointed. I make better sauce. Afterwards I checked out some shops over by the Steamboat Arabia museum. I bought a Jasmine plant at Dutch Flowers. I then went and checked out Wink. On my way home I stopped at Fancy Finds on their last day of business and bought a seltzer bottle.

Saturday afternoon I went with friends(D & G) to an antique store down by the River Market. I bought a Noritake gravy boat with a beautiful maple leaf pattern. We then went to Harry’s Country Club for a snack before heading home. Once home I got the fireplace insert fired up. When girlfriend J showed up we heated plates of Turkey Day leftovers. We downed Captain Morgan spiced rum with diet cokes & ate dark chocolate M&Ms while we watched a couple movies. We had found out that we are both big fans of Johnny Depp. Therefore Pirates II was a must see. J also brought Practical Magic, with Sandra Bullock & Nicole Kidman. Definitely a chick flick, but easy on the eyes for the guys! We stayed up late talking. J is an animal lover. We have 2 dogs & 2 cats. She got her animal fix taken cared of while here.

Sunday, I cooked cheesy grits, bacon, toast & coffee. By then the fire had burned down to a few coals. I applied my Fire Goddess skills and got another roaring one going. J left just before 11AM to get some work done. I stayed in my PJs all day, even when I went outside to restock our inside supply of firewood.

I had a good time but really missed the hubby. Luckily, Kanga doesn't go out of town very often.

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Not looking forward to today!

I took today off because I received our personal property tax bill. The car I bought in 2006 is not on the bill. So I called them. Damn! I have to go in to their office. And my taxe$ are going to be more.

After I'm done with that I have to make my last trip (God I hope so!) to the grocery store. I hope going during the day will be better than the evening. Then some house cleaning. As you can tell I'm stalling. Rachael Ray is on. I never get to watch day time TV. I also have checked Google reader and got caught up. But I really need to get going.

I'll add to this later today with how things went.

Later: $775.81 Where's the Vaseline? I know, I paid it a month early but I was there & now I don't have to remember to do it.

Tuesday Morning: Bought new table clothe & napkins

Grocery store: Ugh! Super crowded. Forgot baking soda even though I walked down that aisle twice. The cashier sent someone for me to get it. It was raining when I went in & smowing when I came out.

Some place in Independence called Old time Pottery I think. Garland for the mantel, some glasses....

Friday, November 16, 2007

Who the Hell am I sleeping with?

Hubby's results

1st time taking test:

2nd time taking test:

3rd time taking test:

If you retake the test you get different questions.

How much spam must I get?

With a big penis you will not be afraid to love. Yup! I'm not afraid to love a big penis. Just as long as it remembers who's the boss!

Real sex machines have always big penises. Is that really the plural of penis?

A real meat rocket in your pants. Hope it's not a bottle rocket!

She will never want anyone else. Your virility will have a new look. What is this a fashion show?

There's no need to enumerate all the advantages of the bigger pen!s How about one of you guys telling me the disadvantages of a big penis? That might be interesting.

May i ask why you're so unhappy with your dic'k? My dick? Wrong! His dick makes me happy!

Longer pen!s makes your way to success in love shorter! Have I got news for you! It's going to take more than a longer penis.

With bigger pen!s you won't cum for hours and give her more pleasure! Hours will rub her raw!

My wife adores my big dic'k, and yours? Ya , your wife likes mine too! Naw, I really don't have one.

If you treat your filly as a goddess, why not become a God in her bedroom? Are you in a barn? Filly?

I'm JFK!

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Can I see your bag please?

Darren, not that kind of bag! I was tagged with a meme by Zhu.
Good time to clean my purse out. This shot to the left is of everything.

In the second photo is my black zippered wallet. $35 plus some change. I pulled a few things out to share with you: a small book of stamps, a tip card, Missouri driver's license & State Farm insurance card, Health insurance card, work photo id, Costco card, Visa debit card, Discover card, American Express card(not activated yet), 2 different library cards, Borders rewards card, Men's Wearhouse card, AARP card (I want all the discounts I can get!), also those little plastic cards that you put on your key chain:2 grocery stores & 1 library. A bunch of receipts, mostly from Lowe's (They love us home owners!) that I need to make sure I marked them in my checkbook.

The 3rd photo is of my PDA, which is out of juice, my calling card for Canada, info on a book I'm reading "Left to Tell" by Immaculee Ilibagiza, a blue invitation to a baby shower (I didn't make it, I spaced it out), two fliers of events that have happened already : Alpaca & Fiber Fair( didn't go) & "Growing in Prayer: Great Expectations" (I did go), a 30% off coupon for Borders (expired).

These photos contains: a pink comb laying on top of our birth certificates, ticket stubs for the Kansas City Repertory Theater (We saw Bad Dates). Way too many lipsticks! A dental appointment reminder, toothbrush & floss, mascara, Rx from when I hurt my neck, 2 compacts: pressed powder & blush, purple & pink containers: tampons & pads, Ziploc baggies one with Sudafed, two with each a days worth of pills(2 vitamins, aspirin, cholesterol pill) I take ( Shit! I forgot to take them!), 2 empty baggies (Yea! I remembered to take them), 2 spare keys to my car, a navy blue folding comb/brush combo, another comb blue this time, Altoids, one Aleve packet, Emory board, spare silver hoop earrings in small Ziploc, small Purell bottle, small tube Benadryl (chiggers were really bad this year) (I'll put that back in the medicine cabinet), a small tube of Triamcinolone Acetonide Ointment ( I get eczema behind my ears. What's with that?).

Below is my black purse that is light blue inside (so much easier to find stuff that way). To the left of the purse is my maroon business card holder, attached to the bag is my pocket knife that my Dad gave me ( it's on a detachable/retractable cord so it won't fall out of the outside pocket), a few packets of Shout Portable Wipes, my Raytown Democratic Association card, my Pi Delta Phi pin( Mu Upsilon chapter, National French Honor Society, there was an induction a week ago), a couple of pens, a few paper clips, divers business cards. There was also 20 Kleenex, my check book, 3 small note pads (for writing who showed up at a gathering & their email to add to the list), an 2 coupons for Waldo pizza in my purse.

This was the perfect opportunity to clean my purse out a bit. Thanks Zhu! It's still very heavy.

What's in your bag?

Another successfull blogger gathering!

Dan/Gone Mild
Kanga/Beneath the Ginko
Faith & new hubby "Leo"/Frighteningly Uncommon Sense
Waldo Oiseau/Kansas City Daily Photo
KC Sponge/Law School Bound
Librarian/So Many books, So Little Time
Darren/The D Rules!! the birthday boy!
and myself

Showed up. I'm too tired to link everybody so go to my sidebar (they're all there). Emawkc had made arrangement with Dan (who picked up some door prizes from Emawkc). I passed those around. We saved a t-shirt, visor & baseball & gave them to Darren when he showed up, telling him Happy Birthday! Conversation eventually turned to sex. Krissy asking Faith if they had anal sex on their honeymoon. It went down hill fast from there. OK, I was blushing & I'm not a prude. Towards the end it was Darren & 6 women. On a completely different note, most are planning to do the Harvester's thing on December 1st that Dan is organizing. Also I think there may be another get together in December besides that one. So stay posted! Exhausted & going to bed....

More Freaking Spam!

Rarely will you meet a girl who would say she likes small dic'ks. I thought she said "Quit being a dick!"

You'll laugh your but off. If that was the case my ass would be much smaller than it is. Thank God he's an ass-man!

Massive rod is what you need to make your beloved lady adore you! Wrong! Let me see if you can lick your eyebrows!

With bigger penis you get advantage even over more handsome guys. I have never picked a bigger penis over a handsome guy. They all were big dicks!

Get more pleasure in love with your new big phallus. Is that where the word fallacy came from?

Penis Enlarge Patch will turn your penis from a prince to a king. Purple rain, purple rain....

It's time you thought about getting your sausage bigger. Try bacon! Mmmm Bacon!

Don't you think it's time you stopped being a loser with a tiny pen!s? Be a big dick instead!

Monday, November 12, 2007


I've been meaning to post a closer picture of my tattoo. Hubby took this one. The one I had on here was taken by Emawkc. He had taken it with his camera phone.

Saturday, November 10, 2007

Another round of cleaning out the spam folder

You must be The Real Man with huge dignity. I've never hear it called "dignity" before.

You have received that miracle you need!!!! I have?

Yummy soft deals online! Yummy? I thought soft was to be avoided!

Even if you deny that bigger is better, you know it deep in your heart. In my heart is not where I want it deep!

Your baby-maker needs to be bigger in order to perform its functions well. No babies here please!

Your biggie size - her happy eyes. For some reason McDonald's came to mind. I don't know why...

No more embarrassment! No guarantees there!

She will moan with utmost pleasure, as your new long dick penetrates her twat. And she will scream if you miss!

Are you confident in bed? Hell, ya! Didn't call me La Machine for nothing! She slices, dices & makes Julien fries!

Your new cock is waiting for you. Again, with the new cock! Thanks, but I'm not done with the old one!

Why do you blog?

This is the comment I left over at Blog(a)gory:

When I started reading blogs I didn't have a profile & was commenting under anonymous. I didn't think that was fair to bloggers. They may be baring their souls to me & they didn't even know from one anonymous to another who I was. So I decided to create a pseudonym/profile. Once I got that far it was a small just to create my own blog. It has improved my English writing skills. But what has kept me going is the community that I have become part of. I have met every single blogger in my "Local Kansas City Area Bloggers". We have been gathering usually about once a month since April 17th 2007. You are welcome to join us.

Why do you?

RIP Author Norman Mailer

Norman Mailer has died.

Thursday, November 08, 2007

November Blogger Gathering!!!

Tuesday November 13th, 5pm
Also, the D's birthday week

McCoy's Public House (THEY HAVE WIFI)

4057 Pennsylvania, Kansas City, Mo 64111

Truck Stop Tuesday
Old Fashioned Diner Specials: Chicken Fried Steak with Pan Gravy, Mom's Famous Meatloaf with Mashed Potatoes... AND $2 pints!!!!

Tuesday, November 06, 2007

A bird in the Hand

Saturday morning, I heard a thump on the window. Mr. Cardinal had hit the window over the kitchen sink. He was laying in the flower box below the window when I found him. He was dazed. I checked him over best I could. He slowly perked up & tried to fly, right into the side of the hubby's truck. I picked him up, again. A bit later he tried to to fly, again. This time right into the sun room window. I was beginning to think he was either brain damaged or suicidal. A bit later he flew & landed on a branch of one of our holly trees. I checked back on him a couple of times. He was still sitting on that same branch. Maybe after 1/2 hour he must have flown off. I went out & checked below the tree to make sure he didn't fall off the branch. So now he's a bird in the bush.