at
Tower Tavern
401 E. 31st. KCMO
starting around 5pm
Taracuda is in town!
Hello Team,
Yesterday I placed a burrito in the mini-fridge in the supply closet. After fending off hunger pains, I walked over to eat my burrito and found that it was room temperature on the floor near the fridge. While I’m positive this was done inadvertently, I’d like to ask that everyone using the fridge take care when adding and removing items.
Yours Truly,
The Hungry Pregnant co-worker
Ps-I’ve put another burrito in the fridge. If I find it on the floor tomorrow, someone’s head will roll.
Katie
FYI This is how my office mate announced her pregnancy today!
An Australian, an Irishman and a Newfie are in a bar. They're staring at
Another man. Suddenly the Irishman says, "It's Jesus!"
Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint.
Thrilled, they send him over a pint of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and a bottle of Molson Canadian.
Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles at the three men, and drinks the pints slowly, one after another. When he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio.
He reaches for the hand of The Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the Guinness. When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of a amazement: "My God! The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a miracle!"
Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, Thanking him for the lager. As he lets
Go the man's eyes widen with shock. "Strewth, mate, the bad back I've had all my life is completely gone! It's A miracle!"
Jesus then approaches the Newfie who knocks over a chair and a table trying to get away from the Son of God. "What's wrong, my son?" says Jesus.
The Newfie shouts, "Fuck off, I'm on Workers Compensation!"
Please share this with all the pet owners you know and ask them to do the same - the information you take a few minutes to share might prevent the senseless loss of other pets.
*Snopes site gives the following information:http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/cocoamulch.asp *
Theobromine is in all chocolate, especially dark or baker's chocolate which is toxic to dogs. Cocoa bean shells contain potentially toxic quantities of theobromine, a xanthine compound similar in effects to caffeine and theophylline. A dog that ingested a lethal quantity of garden mulch made from cacao bean shells developed severe convulsions and died 17 hours later. Analysis of the stomach contents and the ingested cacao bean shells revealed the presence of lethal amounts of theobromine.
**PLEASE PASS THIS ON**