Sunday, April 13, 2008

Bunny

Here is part of an email from my Mom up in Canada:

Niece's (C) miniature rabbit had 5 rabbits. Sister J & Brother in law M are in shock. They never knew. Niece has a little gal pal who has a male and they planned that together weeks ago in her bedroom. They never spoke about it or just forgot to mention it. Anyway, as Grand Pa says, "two jerks of a tail" and it's over. They are fast!
J. & M. were upset with C. Made her confess and she says in French in front of us "I wiped the sperm off after".!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kids today are just not interested in trying on their mom's clothes and using mom's lipstick when they are alone in the house. Their fun is "let's mate the rabbits". The babies look like small rats or mice. C is calling friends already and offering them for sale at $18.00 each, so if you want one, let us know. Prior to Hoppy having her litter, she was jumping around in the cage all night long, making such a ruckuss that everyone was having a hard time sleeping. M was getting up to spray the rabbit in the face with water to get it to calm down. It didn't work. If I had the energy, I'd tell you about the previous story where C had got the rabbit mated too young and Jackie ended up having to spend hundreds and hundreds of dollars to have a C-section for it.

7 comments:

kcmeesha said...

Rabbits are tasty.When I first met my future x-wife's parents, my father-in-law went outside and performed a c-section (and other sections) on the rabbit, and it was delicious.

Melinda said...

Ha!! I had bunnies as pets; lots of work, those little critters...awfully cute buggers.

Anonymous said...

Love the "I wiped the sperm off after" part :D

Kids...

Spyder said...

I should have mentioned that the niece is 9 years old.

Bud Simpson said...

Fantastic!! You just cannot go wrong with a post about rabbits.

MoxieMamaKC said...

It could be worse...they could spend their time figuring out how to cook meth...Then again it freaks me out my 3 year old knows how to navigate the internet (Noggin.com and pbskids.org) and can kick my butt at Guitar Hero...

Spyder said...

Meesha- Had a neighbor in Olathe, years ago, that raised them for meat.

Melinda- I had Angora rabbits- Smelled worst than the kitty litter bx!

Zhu- Isn't that always the worst part!

Lapin- As long as it's not my dogs killings wabbits!

Moxie- Welcome! My niece is only 9 years old. But I bet she could figure how to do it. She's pretty smart.