Ta Daaa!

Announcing Kansas City Bloggers! I'm hoping it will help readers/other bloggers find local blogs.

Motion Lotion

Non-gamer & Beau were over & brought Motion Lotion. Got your attention don't I? This is what happens when you use Motion Lotion. Non-gamer is due in July.






Actually, Beau brought his Rank 5 Stihl chainsaw over to harvest some Osage Orange. He does woodworking & has plans to make a baby crib out of Osage. Hopefully in time for the youngun.

Boob cake

Tonight we had Janet's boob cake. Damn that was good. Pretty too. Others will post pictures I hope. Happy birthday Janet!!!!!

Here's a few things overheard:
"You can't go wrong with vibration."
"Smell my finger"
"I love her, she's a twat"

We had 3 bloggers show up that hadn't been to one of our gatherings before. Here is the list of those that did:

Average Jane/Kansas City Kitty
Fate's Thoughts
Frighteningly Uncommon Sense & hubby Leo
General Blather
Gone Mild
Hip Suburban White Guy
Janet & Keith Sader Family
Kansas City Lunch Spots & main squeeze new
M.Toast Hivemind
Rabbit Fumes new
Ramblings, Rants, and Mommyhood Journal
So Many books, So Little Time
Spewing worthless information since 1979 new
Three O'Clock In The Morning & super model wife
Well Hell Michelle


On another note Lapin's only goal was to outlast XO. Which he did! And he's older that XO!!!

We had a great time. Many were talked about.

Happy anniversary to Filegirl/Krissy & hubby Rodney. Love & miss you guys!!!

Hard Luck!

Actor Snipes Sentenced To 3 Years
Actor Wesley Snipes was sentenced Thursday in a Florida courtroom to three years in jail on tax evasion charges.

Woohooo!

Reminder

See ya!

Email I got

Kansas City Star Offers [kansascity_offers@kansascity.com] Overactive Bladder Research Study

I say : Piss off!

Music to my ears!

The window is open in our office & this is what I hear. We have mocking birds here on site. Love it!

Snakes! It had to be snakes!

Got home after work & decide to give the dogs some ball time. Trooper loves to retrieve his tennis ball. Well, he was very interested in one particular tree. I went over to check it out, thinking that he had a bunny cornered. But nooooooo. It was a garter snake. I HATE SNAKES!!!!!

Blogger lunch

Nightmare, XO, Waldo Oiseau, & I met for some Gates BBQ for lunch today. Nightmare looks well. Obviously the wedding & honeymoon suited him immensely. XO was his debonair self. And well, Oiseau , we never see as often as we would like because she's such a busy person. Great food and great conversations what more can you ask for on a Monday? Sorry you missed it.

Address correction!

Thanks to XO for pointing out the correct address to the Levee for me (16 W. 43rd St., Kansas City, MO. ). I've never been there so I did not know. Obviously previous readers hadn't been there either since XO was the only one to catch it. I have corrected the original post. But wanted to give a heads up ( no not give head!). Ugh!

Ribbit?

Your Aura is Green

You're very driven, competitive, and even a bit jealous. However, you seek out balance in your life - and you usually achieve it! The purpose of your life: inspiring others to be better Famous greens include: Tony Robbins, Donald Trump, Martha Stewart Careers for you to try: Guru, CEO, Talk Show Host

What Color Is Your Aura?

stolen from Emawkc

Friday Jokes

A Romantic Moment

A man is in bed with his Thai girlfriend. After having great sex, she spends the next hour just stroking his penis,something she had lovingly done on many occasions. Rather enjoying it, he turns and asks her, "Why do you love doing that?" She replies: "Because I really miss mine".

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All women should live so long as to be this kind of old lady!

Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, 'How many of you have forgiven your enemies?'

80% held up their hands.

The Minister then repeated his question.

All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.

'Mrs. Neely?'; 'Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?'

I don't have any.' She replied, smiling sweetly.

'Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you?'

'Ninety-eight.' she replied.

'Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?'

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said:

'I outlived the bitches.'

Horses & Man! Oh My!

Check this out! How does he do that?

April KC Blogger Gathering

Thursday April 24th 2008 5pm
at

LEVEE BAR & GRILL


Correction: 16 W. 43rd St., Kansas City, MO.

HAPPY HOUR
Tuesday through Friday 2-7
$2 Beer, Well Drinks & Wine

NIGHTLY SPECIALS
Thursday - $2 Red Stripe
We have the deck reserved at 5 for 20-30 people.

NOTE: Keith & Janet are bringing Boob cake in honor of Janet's Birthday & upcoming new boobs!

Shout out!

Hello to my mother in law! I know you're out there!

Shout out idea from hubby Kanga

What's in a name?

Legal name:

HowManyOfMe.com

There are 23 people with my name in the U.S.A. How many have your name?

Spyder:

HowManyOfMe.com

There are 0 people with my name in the U.S.A. How many have your name?

Stolen from Janet!

Bunny

Here is part of an email from my Mom up in Canada:

Niece's (C) miniature rabbit had 5 rabbits. Sister J & Brother in law M are in shock. They never knew. Niece has a little gal pal who has a male and they planned that together weeks ago in her bedroom. They never spoke about it or just forgot to mention it. Anyway, as Grand Pa says, "two jerks of a tail" and it's over. They are fast!

J. & M. were upset with C. Made her confess and she says in French in front of us "I wiped the sperm off after".!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kids today are just not interested in trying on their mom's clothes and using mom's lipstick when they are alone in the house. Their fun is "let's mate the rabbits". The babies look like small rats or mice. C is calling friends already and offering them for sale at $18.00 each, so if you want one, let us know. Prior to Hoppy having her litter, she was jumping around in the cage all night long, making such a ruckuss that everyone was having a hard time sleeping. M was getting up to spray the rabbit in the face with water to get it to calm down. It didn't work. If I had the energy, I'd tell you about the previous story where C had got the rabbit mated too young and Jackie ended up having to spend hundreds and hundreds of dollars to have a C-section for it.

Bass Lessons For Politicians

Super Nanny

Every now & then I watch the nanny, for many reasons.

The dogs are mine, the baby not!


(click on photo to biggie them)

This cracked me up

Go to pomegranate pretty

Taxes!!!!!!

I, FINALLY, got my paperwork together ( spreadsheets for donations, medical, school...). I called & got a "This number has been disconnected".. I freaked & called again. Ok, it worked this time. But my guy has retired!!! And they're backed up & only doing extensions now. Crap!

Puppy Vs Robot

Found this while goofing off waiting for the laundry to dry. Enjoy!

Rocket woman!

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Stolen from Josh

Pick up your pointy sticks!

I'm reading Zen and the Art of Knitting, Exploring the Links Between Knitting, Spirituality, and Creativity, by Bernadette Murphy. I'm enjoying it, and hope to take it up to Sr Julia when I go visit her at the Abbey in June. She mentioned that a friend tried to get her meditate so she would relax, gave her books, cds... When that friend saw her knit she realized that she was already relaxing/meditating. So true!!!

Here's a quote that I love. "Working thread into cloth has to be among the oldest crafts, and it is certainly a part of myths and folktales and fairy tales from all parts of the world and ages. There is mystery and magic involved, and power-the power of the spider whose silken thread can both carry and capture." by Alexandra (Xan) Grant

I love that last line. I'm hoping to get a lot of knitting done this summer. Start as you mean to go on!

Ask me about the meaning of Life

You Are Disturbingly Profound

You're contemplative, thoughtful, and very intense. Taking time to figure out the meaning of life is a priority for you. Because you're so introspective, you often react in ways that surprise people. No one can really understand how you are on the inside... and that disturbs them.

Are You Disturbingly Profound or Profoundly Disturbing?

Found at So Many Books

A-Hole!

Who woulda thunk?



Created by OnePlusYou


Stolen from Emawkc

You could put that on my Tombstone!

And I'm not talking pizza!

I owed Nightmare this response.

1. Write your own six word memoire. I loved, laughed, lived, and blogged.
2. Post it on your blog and include a visual illustration if you want.
3. Link to the person that tagged you in your post and to the original post if possible so we can track it as it travels across the blogosphere.
4. tag at least five more blogs with links. Tag who ever wants to!
5. Leave a comment on the tagged blogs with an invitation to play....

Senior moment

Hey who tagged me & I have done it. It was recently, no more than a week ago maybe???

Damn, I need a keeper. Write me reminders & wipe the drool off my chin.

Got my Motorola Q9M today. Hopefully by the weekend I'll have figured how to turn it on & all that important shit. Since it's so different than what I'm use to the learning curve will be a bit bigger.

No pictures of the hair yet. My USB SD card holder/thingy is at one of my gf/neighbor's house.

Went to the dentist for a cleaning. Never saw him. Dental hygienist did the work. I had mentioned a small chip in a tooth to her. she said the dentist could sand that. I started to wait but I started getting freaked out but kept it together. So I decided to leave. Fuck em! I'm done. Instead of helping me over come my fear of dentist he just made it worse. On the phone to Kanga we decided to find a new dentist. I'm tired of driving to Gladstone when I live in Raytown.

No longer April Fool's Day!

I waited until now to post this so that you wouldn't think that it was a joke.

I shaved my head. I put the 1 inch guard on & did it myself. And I've done it before (2005). I'm tempted to go shorter. But as it is it's shorter than Kanga's already.