Republican Thiefs!

Republicans have sunk to a new low! Obama signs are being stolen. They are even pealing bumper stickers off cars. How desperate are they? If caught they could be prosecuted since we have paid for our Obama signs.

October Gathering!

Thursday, October 30th at
Davey's Uptown Rambler's Club
3402 Main Street
Kansas City, Missouri 64111
8:30pm - $10

Local blogger and burlesque star Eartha Delights (formerly teckc) announces her first burlesque production of her very own ever:

Counter Culture Militia Boob Squad presents: Operation Wicked

Starring Eartha Delights and Kiki Severe

With special guests:
Lucky DeLuxe
Annie Cherry
Honey Valentine
Kitty Von Minx
and Mia Vicious
With music from the Kansas City Hitmen

Attendees are ENCOURAGED to come in the costume of their choice.

Stolen from XO. Thanks for suggesting that we do this.

Difference between Grandfathers and Grandmothers

A friend, who worked away from home all week, always made a special effort with his family on the weekends. Every Sunday morning he would take his 7-year old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some bonding time. Just him and his granddaughter.

One particular Sunday however, he had a bad cold and really didn't feel like being up at all. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter out.

When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather. 'Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?' He asked.

'Oh yes, Grand Pa Pa!' the girl replied, 'And do you know what? We didn't see a single dumb bastard or lousy shit-head or son-of-a-bitch anywhere we went today!'

sent by mom

And on the other channel...

Thanks to Will Not Be Televised for this:

Sarah Palin hates veterans

Alaska Guard's homecoming has its own problems

Rage!

Thanks to Will Not Be Televised

"Acting Like A Dick"

No gum for Spot!

Products Sweetened With Xylitol Can Be Toxic To Dogs

Like sugar free gum!

See Snopes


FYI : grapes & raisins too>

Fail!

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sent to me by funny office mate

LOL!

Lingering Odor Problem Escapes Missouri State Officials

Who writes these headlines?

Trooper, this is my dog on drugs

Trooper looks like this today all messed up on drugs. You can see one of the four places they shaved him for surgery. The Vet removed 4 "fatty" tumors. I'm hoping that the t-shirt will keep him from licking or scratching those areas: right hip, left shoulder and the base of his neck where his chest starts. He will be on antibiotics & pain meds.


This other photo is how he normally looks when he's not doing drugs. He's a sweet boy, so low maintenance. Not like Willow the Great Dane who is a bitchy bitch. But just because he's a sweet boy don't think he's a pushover when guarding the house. That's when he's a storm trooper. So tonight he's off duty & Kanga will have the guard duty.

Vet bill $305.00, healthy dog priceless!