Brilliant dog training!!!!

Another Joke from Mom!

The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, 'What a Great Chest you have!   He tells her, 'That’s 100 lbs. Of dynamite, baby.' He takes off his pants and the blonde says, 'What massive calves you have! The body builder tells her, 'That's 100 lbs. Of dynamite, baby.'? He then removes his underwear, and the blonde Goes running out of the apartment, Screaming in fear. The body builder puts his clothes back on and Chases after her.?  When he catches up to her He asks why she ran out like that. The blonde replies, "I was afraid to be around All that dynamite after I saw How short the fuse was!"

From Erin in the Real World

Hey KC Bloggers -

It's about time we get together again, and let's support another local charity while we catch up.

On Friday, April 24, Gilda’s Club Kansas City is bringing The Second City Touring Company’s latest hit show, “Deface the Nation” to town. Proceeds from the comedy-improv show will help open Gilda’s Club Kansas City. Does Second City sound familiar? That's because you know a ton of their alumni: Mike Myers, Steve Carell, Joan Rivers, and Tina Fey, just to name a few. And this year, the show will be hosted by former KC resident and SNL actor, Jason Sudeikis. Jason is participating in honor of his mother, Kathy Sudeikis, who is a breast cancer survivor. Jason isn't just on SNL, he's also a Shawnee Mission West grad - '94, represent!

Tickets are $50 and include the improv show and a cast party with decadent desserts, champagne and a Roasterie coffee bar. When I say decadent, I mean ridiculously tasty off the diet and forget about Lent amazing. We're talking Christopher Elbow, Andre's, Panache, the list goes on.

There's also going to be a raffle for two tickets to SNL. These tickets are totally choice and hard to come by. Raffle tickets are $20/1 or $100/6. You don't have to be present to win!

With support from this event, Gilda’s Club Kansas City hopes to open their doors as soon as possible. More than 60,000 people in the KC metro area living with cancer and nearly every person in the metro area is affected. Gilda’s Club Kansas City will provide free support and networking groups, lectures, workshops and social events in a homelike setting for anyone touched by cancer, including children.

Giggle with Gilda

4/24/09

7p.m. - Improv show featuring Second City Touring Company & Jason Sudeikis from SNL

After the show - desserts, coffee, champagne

Tickets: $50 at http://www.gildasclubkc.org/UpcomingEvents.htm
Raffle tickets for 2 tix to SNL - $20 for 1, $100 for 6, http://www.gildasclubkc.org/UpcomingEvents.htm

If you can't come, but still want to help out you can still donate online. Or, if you or your company is interested in being a sponsor, DM me on Twitter http://twitter.com/GildasClubKC

News from Venus, no not the planet!

Eating Well in Tough Economic Times

We are all feeling it. In these current economic times, eating healthy can seem to be tougher than ever. In an effort to save money, many families have decided to eat in more often, but for the inexperienced cook, this can often be a daunting task. No one wants to sacrifice taste or convenience in order to eat healthy. You don't have to. I started my career as a personal chef because of my passion for making delicious meals available to the average family.

To stay true to my vision, I have recently adjusted my pricing structure so that my clients can continue to enjoy my services without feeling the strain on their finances. I now charge a low service fee plus the cost of groceries. The grocery bill depends on the menu you select. I shop as frugally for you as I do my own family.

It is estimated that a Personal Chef saves you 10 -12 hours a week! I do the menu planning, the grocery shopping, the cooking and the clean up. For many of my clients that convenience is priceless.

In the last few months, I have had many inquires about cooking lessons and interactive cooking classes. In response, I have added both to my list of services. Want to discover the secrets to freezer cooking, explore the frontier of fish, or learn the basics to create your own fantastic meals? I would love to show you how.

Tightening your belt doesn't have to be a literal term. As many of us turn back to the basics, you will discover that cooking from scratch can be less expensive, more nutritious and definitely more delicious than fast food or a quick meal from your grocers freezer.

Eat well, live well!

Venus

Website:Venus in the Kitchen
Email: venus.vanhorn@gmail.com
Phone: 816.914.0581

Holy Sheep!

I love this!

CANADA WINS!

Blogger Gathering recap!

How To Get Your KC Wizard Tickets

To get the group discount, go to the link below, enter the promo code,(Please contact me, Spyder, for the code) create an account with an email address and password, then choose the "general admission" seating category. With these tickets, you may sit either on the grass berm (great view of the field) or in the seating sections 100-103 (behind baseball's home plate).

If you have any other questions, let me know.

Kyle

Link:

https://oss.ticketmaster.com/html/go.htmI?l=EN&t=kcwizards&o=101232&g=203

Instructions:

Each individual will need to enter your personalized promotional code,(Please contact me, Spyder, for the code) , to activate the discount offer. Once the code is entered, your buyer may create an account by entering his or her email address on the right side of the page and building an account. Once they decide on the number of seats needed and pay for them via credit card, they will receive an email with their tickets attached to it. They simply print these tickets out and bring them to CAB on March 21st!

UPDATE: PROMO CODE: KRWIZ Get the $12 tickets. We will sit in seating sections 100-103 (behind baseball's home plate).