Football Joke

FOOTBALL AND THE BLONDE......

Football FINALLY makes sense..........

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

'Oh, I really liked it,' she replied, 'especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.'

Dumbfounded, her date asked, 'What do you mean?'

'Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was:

'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents."

from Mom in Canada

Captain , my Captain!

My pirate name is:

Captain Prudentilla Kidd

Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

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See! I should be in charge!

September's Kansas City Bloggers' Gathering

Wednesday September 24th, 5pm

at

Harry's Country Club

112 Missouri Ave
Kansas City, MO 64106

(816) 421-3505

Come find us on the patio!

This is the place that Greg Beck & Michelle organized for our 1st gathering.

Also, this is the 1 year anniversary of Greg's death.

Come & raise a Beam & Coke in his honor.

Please let me know if you are going to show up.

It helps to have a head count when planning tables.

Silk what?

Your WPI Character Profile: YOU ARE SILK SPECTRE II

No doubt about it, you're one tough cookie, and there's a place in law enforcement just for you! Your liberal sense of indignation is just charming and keeps you going. On top of all that, you'd look just great in a uniform.
Silk Spectre II is liberal-thinking and a "modern" woman. She is vocal in her feminist and humanitarian concerns and is quite a conditioned fighter. More than once, she is known to have successfully taken on multiple assailants. Since she has trained her whole life to be a vigilante, she has all the skills necessary to handle a variety of hostile and/or emergency situations.

WATCHMEN Profile Inventory (WPI)

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Whaz up?

I've been trying to catch up on Google Reader (192 left so far), Twitter & laundry. One of theses is not like the other... Damn I'm tired.

So this is the deal. I've called the Obama campaign ( in Lee's Summit) & I've signed to volunteer. I can't sit & do nothing when Palin has the possibility to be more than just a visitor to the White House. OK people put your money/self were your mouth is. If you can sit back & take that chance then you aren't allowed to bitch & moan later. And Lord knows, and I do too that you all LOVE to bitch & moan. OK well some of you REALLY like to moan. But that's for another post. Either fork over some cash to the campaign or volunteer, or both ( like hubby & I).

You knows what this means don't you? Google Reader is going to increase before I get caught up. So I'm sorry if I don't comment. And if there is something I should know about just email me. I hate that I'm not going to be up on everything that's going on in the blogger/twitter world. But this is crucial. And once Obama is in office & I get caught up again on Google Reader I'm considering taking fiddle lessons. Just maybe, in my copious time you know.

I'm a Real Canadian Girl!

You know how much I love Stompin Tom !

English as my second language!

I'm slowly catching up on reading blogs. I found this test at Meesha's.

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